DListed

One of my friends told me to hop on this website: pretty entertaining. Some foul language, but worth the offense. Here's a few little ditties I thought were humorous:

Angelina Jolie told Cosmopolitan that she's only *^%&$# 4 dudes in her entire life and married two of them. The 4 dudes are Brad Pitt, Billy Bob Thornton, Johnny Lee Miller and some other dude. I'm guessing her brother.

On Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise's separate bedrooms:

The source claims they've always had this arrangement. “At first, it was because Katie was Catholic and single, and they were only dating. It was the proper thing to do. Now that they are married, they don’t feel the need to alter the arrangement. Tom has his master bedroom, and Katie has hers.”

Katie also wanted her own suite so she could design it how she wanted. "Over the course of several months, Katie created a larger space to have as her own. In the end, she designed the room of her dreams, a very feminine room painted in pastel colors, with a small carousel and filled with many stuffed animals.”

Um...that sounds more like Tom's room.

On Suri's work as a model:

Suri Cruise is only 16-months old and she's already being put to work! Suri has reportedly landed a contract to front Baby Gap's new ad campaign. The contract is said to be "lucrative."

She already has a job! She doesn't need two. Her main job is to keep Tom Cruise looking like a "straight family man." She has the hardest gig in Hollywood.