Animal Nuts

Here are a few people with too much time on their hands:

Madonna stands accused of a fashion don’t by the Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals. The pop icon’s latest British Vogue photo shoot, which features a flock of dyed sheep on the singer’s estate, “sends out the wrong message about how to use animals,” an RSPCA spokesperson recently told the Sun. “Even if the dye is safe for the animals, others might copy it with an unsafe dye.”

Could they extrapolate further?

And what message should she be sending out regarding the use of "sheep"? I'd recommend a nice Escada jacket after which you can serve the remainder roasted with a little mint jelly on the side.