Diet Craze

Forget South Beach and Atkins. Forget sweat and treadmills and weights. The Shanghai Diet is making the rounds - it is fast and easy -you can lose at least 5 to 7 lbs a week. I've heard first-hand two testimonials this week alone. Drink two to three ounces of tap water (ice at a local restaurant can be substituted) at least once each morning (for faster results, repeat in the evening) for a period two days. Do not plan to leave your apartment for at least four days after ingestion. This method will completely eliminate your appetite getting rid of those unwanted cravings for food. No exercise is required. Possible side effects include dehydration, nausea and death.